The New Yorker Just Said What We Were All Thinking

Michelle Obama Broadens Middle Class Appeal of Fo' Knucks

Mrs. Obama took the case for Fo' Knucks straight to American women yesterday. During the morning she was seen holding high-level talks with ambassadors representing the various factions of the American Everywoman.

Bush and Obama Now Engaged in Daily Battle for Control

President Bush is seen allying himself with the US Marine Corps while Senator Obama conspires with Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa. Both sides have occupied considerably more aggressive positions in what has become an international Knucks Race.

Knucks on the Beach

New York Magazine is out with an exposé on the recreational use of Fo' Knucks by a growing percentage of Americans. Particularly revealing are the seasonal trends that have been confirmed by several prominent studies.

Bush Signs Up

Any slouch can read the writing on the wall: this thing is going to be huge. And President Bush knows all too well that to successfully contain someone or something you've got to get out ahead of it. Here he is seen on Wednesday announcing a pre-emptive strike on those that seek to use Fo' Knucks as a weapon.