Thursday, November 6, 2008

Lincoln Gets Off His Marble Ass to Weigh In

Sporting a bow tie and tux for the occassion, a well-coiffed President Lincoln congratulated President-Elect Barack Obama on his election victory with the traditional offering of Fo' Knucks. While photographs of the exchange were strictly prohibited by the Secret Service-- and this artist's depiction grossly misidentifies the exchange of Fo' Knucks as consisting of a mere 'bump' [sic]-- eye witnesses report that Mr. Lincoln seemed disoriented and absolutely enormous.

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