Saturday, October 25, 2008

Obama Momentarily Suspends Campaign to Rediscover Roots

Senator Obama's mid-life crisis confronted him with knucks outstretched the other day. Pausing briefly to ponder his improbable mortality, Mr. Obama put down his Blackberry and neatly pressed Wall Street Journal to offer a youthful embrace to a golden-locked Juventas. Asked afterward about the meeting, Mr. Obama downplayed the existential significance of the encounter.

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